Where’s the Christian Halloween Store?

Last weekend, my parents and grandmother were in town to visit Maddie, and were so kind to give Beth and I a night out.  So after a tasty Chick-fil-A dinner, we headed to a seasonal favorite: the temporary Halloween store!  As we walked around trying to find something that wasn’t sketchy or shady, I thought to myself, “Where’s the Christian Halloween store?”  Now I realize that this may be an oxymoron to some; however, I began to wonder what all one might find in the Christian Halloween store.  Here’s some of our ponderings . . .

• Definitely masks of Martin Luther, John Calvin, and William Carey.  It is Reformation Day ya know.
• A shepherd outfit
• Probably some OT characters: Moses, David, maybe a prophet or 2
• Peanuts characters . . . Linus does quote the Christmas story, remember?
• Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber
• Just say no to the Bibleman
• Got to have some ladies: Mary, Martha, Ruth, Esther, Rahab post fall of Jericho, Church Lady

You would also have to have some good accessories . . .

• Big Baptist hair wigs
• A Preaching Bible (KJV only)
• Youth pastor paste-on soul patch
• the armor of God (Eph 6) . . . gotta have that sword of the spirit
• offering plate

Anyway, we had a good time thinking of these things.  So now you tell us what things you would expect to find in the Christian Halloween store.